Due to the excessive whining of a certain graphist, I decided to give you at last, my first instalment of my much anticipated "RANTS". I tried really hard to make it unsuable for once.
So as Marvel would say: Screw your employees in order to succeed! ... No wait a minute, that's Dumb Bum!!
Anyway, all of us here at DB are looking forward to this new cyber-era and hope that we wont be blocked off the internet too quickly! ( face it, that’s the only place we’re headed).
This editorial is supposed to be a weekly comment but since "screwing is my profession", I'll do it only once per month. Or until I see that enough of you visit this site regularly, seeking my priceless words of wisdom. Cause I'll only waste my precious comic time if I know I'm read.
The "raison d'ętre"of this little space of mine, is to let you know all that's happening in our Head Quarters (not much basically, except delays and cancellations, or court agreements). I'll also keep you posted on all of Dumb Bum's moves... most of them to the supermarket.
By the way, we have a Helpline for Over-motivated Graphists out there, but I just didn't care much about it and lost the number. So if you're one of them, tell your problems to the keyboard by dropping a message at: firstname.lastname@example.org
That's it for my first editorial. Make sure you visit this site often and Read (I meant BUY) lots of Disco Jul! OK? Deal!
THE EDITOR'S LONG-AWAITED ADVICE:
School is starting again, so I hope you all used your summer wisely by training your dog to eat paper. It can always be useful when those long school reports begin hitting home