THE CONTROVERSIAL PERUVIAN HUMOR
With the coming of a new
era, the Dumb Bum team bids farewell to a close, dear friend of ours. He left
us before his time, in the prime of his youth, and won’t see his dream happen:
The future success and glory of Disco Jul. Today, we are robbed of not only one
of the best employees we had, but also of our biggest fan. We miss you already.
MAY 30th 1999. (Mother's day in Peruvian lama traveling folklore)
Cornered in a dark alley,
while going home after his limbo classes, by festive townsmen, carrying tequila
(inside and out) mistook him for a piniata, and savagely, though humorously, whacked
him open. Left for dead, he spend numerous hours screaming the opposite of
'Arriba' but no one answered his distress call.
Some very sad Dumb Bum
employees, and various fans took their lives chocking on tacos to honor and
follow him to the better place, known as the village mountain.
Free spirited, with endless
possibilities of mockery. He liked piniatas very much. The funeral director
refused him his LAST wish to be buried in one big sombrero, and sold to
I hope you are happy
Christian. Look what you did! You killed him with your whining! Can you live
with that and still take dark allies home? Fans are bitter Christian, fans are
bitter! He made your country famous, for about 13 months of glory!