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CEMETARY

THE CONTROVERSIAL PERUVIAN HUMOR

 

With the coming of a new era, the Dumb Bum team bids farewell to a close, dear friend of ours. He left us before his time, in the prime of his youth, and won’t see his dream happen: The future success and glory of Disco Jul. Today, we are robbed of not only one of the best employees we had, but also of our biggest fan. We miss you already.

 

DIED ON:

MAY 30th 1999. (Mother's day in Peruvian lama traveling folklore)

 

DEATH DESCRIPTION:

Cornered in a dark alley, while going home after his limbo classes, by festive townsmen, carrying tequila (inside and out) mistook him for a piniata, and savagely, though humorously, whacked him open. Left for dead, he spend numerous hours screaming the opposite of 'Arriba' but no one answered his distress call.

 

LEFT BEHIND:

Some very sad Dumb Bum employees, and various fans took their lives chocking on tacos to honor and follow him to the better place, known as the village mountain.

 

REMEMBERED AS:

Free spirited, with endless possibilities of mockery. He liked piniatas very much. The funeral director refused him his LAST wish to be buried in one big sombrero, and sold to tourists.

 

SOMETHING EXTRA:

I hope you are happy Christian. Look what you did! You killed him with your whining! Can you live with that and still take dark allies home? Fans are bitter Christian, fans are bitter! He made your country famous, for about 13 months of glory!

 

 

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