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When Disco Jul ran out of options to sale his underwear for a lucrative price, he pleaded Heaven for help. 60 issues later, his prayer got answered and a buyer was found on e-bay. For unrelated reasons, an angel showed at his doorstep. Not any angel, HIS guardian angel! But what is she guarding? The sofa, loose bus tickets, occasionally half-eaten pop-tarts. What would Disco do without her?
APPEARED IN ISSUES :
# 156 to present.
MISSED ISSUES :
# 1 to #155, and has been absent-minded for the rest.
"Why is it so bad to lend your tooth-brush to the hobo?"
"Disco, I have a question... you’re not listening..."
"I have a weird itch about it!"
"Why does Stan Lee have rights to everything I sale?"
"If I marry that blue Nightcrawler, will Stan Lee take my money again? If it's done in Vegas?"
1.5 out of 10. Our readers do not appreciate a tenor voice in a woman.
Slow to move out of the way.
Slow to activate grey matter.
Slow to recognise what is life threatening to Disco Jul.
An inquisitive personality.
Quick to grab unguarded meals.
Immune to every poison Disco Jul has tried.
PLOTS CONCERNING HER :
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT HER :
Disco Jul wants his guardian angel killed due to incompatibility in social behaviour. He has failed to get ride of her so far, placed her in a coma twice.
Likes detergent as a salad dressing.
She is not in very good terms with the Leprechaun in Heaven (not to be mistaken with the other 4 leprechauns that appeared in the Disco Jul pages, she gets along with those quite well).
Her full name is:
ARCH ENEMIES :
Disco Jul's ploys to kill her.
ROLES IN THE COMIC :
Disco's guardian angel. And keep an eye on shop TV deals for new polyester outfits and Muppet merchandise for Falling Out Boy.
HER WAGE :
Anything she can eat.
WHY SHE DOES THIS JOB :
She was kicked out of Heaven and needs to climb back up the angel ladder, to fluffier clouds.
PAST MERITS :
She thought she had a TV series named after her for some time, until she noticed the plot did not concern her.
She also thought she was part of pop culture, until she washed her ears and understood they were talking about Gumby and not Gummy.
Gummy in a New World.