REJECTED CHARACTERS
Dumb Bum receives more than it's share of crappy propositions! People (including our staff) presume we are accepting ANYTHING.... That is only a half-truth...
If you think some, most or ALL our characters are LAME, look at the ones we rejected! They're so pathetic!
(if you're the one who created a character from the list below... I'm so sorry for you! You're beyond any help we can provide here...)
NAME GIVEN: SNAP IT!
Expalnation Given: A wild safari amongst crocodiles. How will this Alligator (and secret agent for the CIA) infiltrate the group and learn about the secrets of the Amazon. Could his blue trunks and his yellow shoes be too much to keep his cover?
Reason for Rejection: What secrets of the Amazon and who cares? Plus he got submitted on a post-it with 2 more rejected characters...
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
NAME GIVEN: PAPRIKA
Expalnation Given: Some cat having adventures.
Reason for Rejection: What is the cat about? Why would Disco Jul want to meet this cat? Plus he got submitted on a post-it with 2 more rejected characters...
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
NAME GIVEN: BOBO THE SHOWERING BEAR
Expalnation Given: Every morning a new adventure in the shower. Spend 10 daily minutes in the lavatory with Bobo. Many misfortunes (hot water running out, tripping on soap, missing an important phone call). Many awkward realisations (when he notices the audience, the bathroom door is unlocked, he may be female after all, is this lump due to gonorrhea?) Many reveries. Many songs out of tune.
Reason for Rejection: Resembled too much "Bath-time Rabbit" a comic popular in Saudi Arabia. Dumb Bum hates imitations. Plus he got submitted on a post-it with 2 more rejected characters...
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
NAME GIVEN: FLASHY LIGHTBULB
Expalnation Given: A flying and luminous bulb that shares knowledge, dictionary style. Also quotes Thomas Edison.
Reason for Rejection: We have an afro genie and he's less annoying. If he was an enemy...
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
NAME GIVEN: DISCO JUL'S LONG LOST COUSIN: PUNKY
Expalnation Given: Disco's DNA had been mishandled in a Korean lab and his genes were placed in a fertilised chicken egg. This 4-feet-tall poultry comes to visit for the holidays... Will he stay for dinner?
Reason for Rejection: It's a rooster. This would cut our chances to do a Disco Jul crossover with our own Neverending Rooster! Fans would be too angry for us to cope with.
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
NAME GIVEN: LOKY the Loch-Ness Monster
Expalnation Given: Rejected from Scotland, adopts Disco Jul's bathtub as home.
Reason for Rejection: Just look at the crap image of him. Three angles NOT to choose from.
Think we made a wrong call? Let us know...
dumbbum@mail.com
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