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STINKY MUDDY SLOBBY COWARD VILLAGER MAN
 A Hero in Spandex is flattened under the greasy wheels of an overweight random villain. (He was not wearing his outfit that day, making our analogy questionable) Satan recruited him for his ego, and will to get even with the ones responsible more indirectly than ever, for his misfortune. Disco Jul found an enemy, where an ally was questionably set before.
APPEARED IN ISSUES :
Some of them, almost everyone, possibly not, but he got mentioned in nearly everyone.
MISSED ISSUES :
Various here and there, including # 21 'Got any Spare undies for me, Disco Jul?'
QUOTE :
"I Hate you all!"
"I'll get even!
"How was this not planned?"
"I'll incorporate myself to your plot, even if difficult."
POPULARITY :
9 out of 10. He has 13451 hard-core fans. His death sky-rocked his popularity.
TOOLS :
A striped outfit.
A pointy Alphabetical Latin Symbol on his forehead.
Hidden chemistry tubes (not mentioned since issue # 55).
Morphing into sue able characters.
Satan as a friend.
PLOTS CONCERNING HIM :
# 127 'Disco Jul: Cholesterol Free.' (Featuring his sadistic death).
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT HIM :
He is allergic to cotton.
He is nude under his outfit.
He is hardly a threat.
ARCH ENEMIES :
Disco Jul.
ROLES IN THE COMIC :
Ex-Crime-Fighting Super-Hero, now dead and bitter.
HIS WAGE :
He's no longer on the payroll.
WHY HE DOES THIS JOB :
It's the only job he didn'’t get fired from, plus he gets to view Lassie tapes during his coffee brakes.
PAST MERITS :
He blocked Decarie Boulevard to assist the farmers in their protest to get free milk.
SPIN-OFFS :
Some Russian title that inspired many communists to do their thing.
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