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EL LEGTRICK MATADOR

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NAME :

EL LEGTRICK MATADOR

 

BIRTHPLACE :

Penarroya-Pueblonuevo, Spain.

 

HEIGHT/WEIGHT :

7' 2", 168 lbs.

 

OCCUPATION :

Part time villain. Full time student at Madrid University. This is his 7th attempt at a Phys. Ed. Masters Degree.

 

SPECIAL POWERS :

The Electric Matador Sting. Raging Bull Attack.

 

MAJOR DEFAULTS :

Hispanic accent.

Dull-witness and slow-mindness.

Tends to panic for no apparent reason.

He pictures everyone as a bull.

He lives on a farm with 25 cows.

 

FEARS :

Corned beef. Stronger bulls. Bullshit.

 

ALLIES :

25 cows.

 

APPEARED IN ISSUES :

#79-80-81 'Disco Jul learns Spanish in less than 45 pages.'

Guest appearance in issue #91 'Disco Jul: Shut up or I'll step on it!'

 

FATE :

Got locked up in a mental institution by accident. He blames it on Disco Jul and salted nachos.

 

QUOTE :

"Hola! Hola! why don't you charge, my little curly bull?"

 

POPULARITY :

2 out of 10.

 

 
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