THE FINAL FRONTIER
What is it with you kids these days? You always have to take another step. Did Mother tell you to take another step? No she didn't!
But since you're here you must now learn the truth about the Final Frontier. You came too far. Nothing more to see. The world ceased to exist when you clicked this link.
WE have installed a portal below, an emergency device that should take you back. But it has never been tested. Try the Portal. If that doesn't work, then revert to the Panic button and cry like a 3 year old girlie who spilled ice cream all over her Sunday dress.
Portal Back (disguised to avoid suspicions)
Here it goes in ... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...