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To thank you for coming in this nonsense site, Dumb Bum for once FREELY gives away our TOP 12 EXCUSES given in court, that you can use in your every day life!!!

 

 OUR TOP 12 EXCUSES ARE 

 

1- We're a different Dumb Bum company. They stole our name too, those no good robbers! We're all victims here.

2- Call an ambulance. I'm about to fake a heart-attack!

3- Our lawyers said we wouldn't get caught this time.

4- It was legal in Wisconsin!

5- The devil told me to...

6- You mean when the law forbids it, it's illegal???

7- It all started when I was 5...

8- Our national security depended on it.

9- I call it sharing: I take some of their stuff, I give them some of mine.

10- If stealing bread to feed your family is wrong, then I'm a criminal.

11- Can you repeat the question? My ear plugs got stolen today. Maybe we should re-schedule this hearing?!

12- Like you never ripped Judge Judy off!

 

 

 

 
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