FUN IS AT YOUR DOORSTEPS!!! (Don't open the door too quickly, it might be a Jehova Witness... They are dressing up as 'Dumb Bum humour' to trick people in letting them in on Saturday mornings! Be careful!) So cheer up, kick-off your shoes (wash your feet for the sake of us all) and have fun with us!
Dumb Bum cares about your Social Inaptitude. When your "friends" started complaining to us about the BORRING parties you keep throwing, we listened!!! And we agreed with ALL OF THEM! So we created just for you some Special Games for Social Gatherings... Who knows? They might not wedgie you this time!