HUMOUR PAGES
Here is a list of definitions that Webster's didn't approve on. But we are still using them this way, and so should YOU! Become a REAL DUMB BUM by talking like one!
TALK LIKE DUMB BUM
CRAP : Any product that comes out of our studios qualifies to be named as so. It can also be used as a verb. EX: What are you craping there in the corner?
SCREW : Verb used in every possible meaning. EX: Can you screw me a beer? Screw fries with that?
CREATING : A polite way to say stealing, copying, or plainly not paying the legal author's rights to whom they belong.
MONEY : A legendary figure, who's worth was used for trades and exchanged for items. Long time gone and forgotten.
PAYING : A very humorous concept, used to laugh with, and at employees. EX: You're getting paid next week!
CENSORING : Concept used to mask any sue able material. EX: Will you CENSOR this Superman illusion you butt less ape?
BADGERING : To get horny, or to be stuck in a permanent horny state. (Another verb to use as much as possible.)
ARMADILLOS : All pets are armadillos and should be called so.
COVER PRICE : An optional number, randomly selected, that sadly never allows for profit to occur.
SMALL PRINTS : Space used to discriminate ALL. Make mental note to yourself "not to read" or you might end up offended. Can also be used to publish classified ads.
PROFIT : The dream of the Dumb, lured us in a business where it wasn't there.
DEBT : What we found hidden under the profit. The sky is the limit of this one!
PERUVIAN : The court, and the angry mob with the sticks, has disallowed us from defining this word.
LAWYERS : Our trustful friends. They get more of our money than we do.
QUALITY : Something involving: armadillos, afro-powers, flying monkeys, evil toasters, more monkeys, spandex and high heels.
QUANTITY : Ability to count up to ten very fast.
HONOR : A forbidden word. Its user gets sentenced to death by violent wedgies.
BRAINS : Something you bring to the Pawn Shop once in a while.
FARTS : If only we could get money for those.
CREW : One letter away from SCREW. Affordable monkeys.
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