FORMER GRAPHIST
Former graphist Former webmaster
| NAME: |
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Jesse |
| JOB: |
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Mr. Motivation. |
| CIVIL STATE: |
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Car thief by night, acting busy by day. |
| BEST THING ABOUT WORKING FOR DB: |
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Sending harassing e-mails to other members. |
| WORST THING ABOUT WORKING FOR DB: |
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The other members don't reply too often. |
| WHY DID YOU JOIN DB: |
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Cause they needed help. I had my reasons... |
| WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING FOR DB: |
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They STILL need my help! |
| WHAT'S YOUR WAGE: |
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I'm expecting 5 digits when my 1st cheque comes in. |
| WHAT KEEPS YOU MOTIVATED: |
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Drugs. I do plenty of those! |
| WHAT FOOD MAKES YOU SICK: |
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Sushi. It turns bad after days 8. |
| WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING: |
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Well, it'S not Disco Jul. |
| WORST CHILDHOOD TRAUMA: |
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Atomic Wedgy from my ballet teacher so I could stand up straight. I couldn't move, but it worked! |
| WHAT DO YOUR CO-WORKERS NICKNAME YOU: |
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The Big Puffy, and Over-Motivated Jesse. |
| WHICH OF YOUR CO-WORKERS WILL YOU KILL FIRST WHEN YOU'LL GET THAT MACHINEGUN: |
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I love all my co-workers, if only they were more motivated... |
| SHOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT YOU WATCH: |
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The Women's Network... does the show matter? |
* (These answers had been given a WHILE ago, so might not be accurate, the shows might be cancelled by now...)
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD! MY PATHETIC LIFE STORY...
School
was born once. There I was placed. To rule and be ruled, but there to stay.
Some say I have been mental or ill with
diseases, since I stayed by my own will in a misnamed prison, for that long.
One must be ill indeed.
So
I’m a psycho first thing’s first. Many have tried to cure me, but my insanity
always came back, destroying me from the inside. I remember once, a so-called
therapist wanted to cure me, by selling off a small portion of my special
parts. I refused of course so I have no idea if the theory would’ve worked. If
I get really desperate, I might tempt it.
Then
the chance was given to me to try a new method, that might cure the incurable
within me. That method was called Disco Jul and failed royally.
I am doomed forever with my diseases in this cheap caliber comic.
FINAL WORD: I made this site, so write in if you like it. I'll make sure to change it.
READ MY CONTRACT
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