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NAME:   Jesse
JOB:   Mr. Motivation.
CIVIL STATE:   Car thief by night, acting busy by day.
BEST THING ABOUT WORKING FOR DB:   Sending harassing e-mails to other members.
WORST THING ABOUT WORKING FOR DB:   The other members don't reply too often.
WHY DID YOU JOIN DB:   Cause they needed help. I had my reasons...
WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING FOR DB:   They STILL need my help!
WHAT'S YOUR WAGE:   I'm expecting 5 digits when my 1st cheque comes in.
WHAT KEEPS YOU MOTIVATED:   Drugs. I do plenty of those!
WHAT FOOD MAKES YOU SICK:   Sushi. It turns bad after days 8.
WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING:   Well, it'S not Disco Jul.
WORST CHILDHOOD TRAUMA:   Atomic Wedgy from my ballet teacher so I could stand up straight. I couldn't move, but it worked!
WHAT DO YOUR CO-WORKERS NICKNAME YOU:   The Big Puffy, and Over-Motivated Jesse.
WHICH OF YOUR CO-WORKERS WILL YOU KILL FIRST WHEN YOU'LL GET THAT MACHINEGUN:   I love all my co-workers, if only they were more motivated...
SHOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT YOU WATCH:   The Women's Network... does the show matter?

* (These answers had been given a WHILE ago, so might not be accurate, the shows might be cancelled by now...)

 

 


WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD! MY PATHETIC LIFE STORY...


 

 

 

 

School was born once. There I was placed. To rule and be ruled, but there to stay. Some say I have  been mental or ill with diseases, since I stayed by my own will in a misnamed prison, for that long. One must be ill indeed.

So I’m a psycho first thing’s first. Many have tried to cure me, but my insanity always came back, destroying me from the inside. I remember once, a so-called therapist wanted to cure me, by selling off a small portion of my special parts. I refused of course so I have no idea if the theory would’ve worked. If I get really desperate, I might tempt it.

Then the chance was given to me to try a new method, that might cure the incurable within me. That method was called Disco Jul and failed royally.

I am doomed forever with my diseases in this cheap caliber comic.

 

FINAL WORD:  I made this site, so write in if you like it. I'll make sure to change it.

 

 


 

 

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