ARE YOU AT RISK OF BREEDING A MINOTAUR ???
In this Comic we laugh at the Minotaur all the time! But being a Minotaur is no LAUGHING matter.
Breeding one is even worst! How can you know if you're at risk? How can you know if your behavior is normal? Dumb Bum knows more than one thing about Minotaur interbreeding. This is why we created this SELF-ANALYSIS QUIZ to help you detect a wrongful behavior, even at its subtle beginning stages.
This TEST is accepted by ALL SERIOUS MENTAL HEALTH SPECIALISTS ASSOCIATIONS WORLDWIDE!!! You can print our results and take them to your doctor ASAP. This method will save you countless hours of therapy, required to detect the problem and the severity of the damage it has caused. DO THE MATH: Dumb Bum is saving YOU lots of MONEY, and PLENTY of AWKWARD and SHAMEFUL conversation time with a stranger.
4 BASIC RULES TO AVOID BREEDING A MINOTAUR
1 : ALWAYS USE CONTRACEPTIVES. It sounds far fetched, but many, MANY minotaurs could've been prevented if this simple rule was followed. View the PHOTO gallery for confirmation. If Zeus tells you he has gone "sterile" do not believe him. While you're at it, don't believe, Odin, Bacchus, Satan, Big Bird, Bishnu either.
2 : AVOID HIGH RISK LOCATIONS. You would have no temptations or "breeding accidents" as they call them in court, if you stay out of these places: Farms, Petting Zoos, Recreational Parks, Slaughter Houses, Butchers, Labyrinths, Rod Stewart concerts, Construction fields, Sugar Shacks, Villages, Pyjama Parties, Comic Book Conventions, Initiations for the Animal Rights Association.
3 : AVOID HIGH RISK JOBS. Some jobs are placing you in direct risk of breeding with cattle, thus resulting in more Minotaur births. These jobs are: Farmer, Veterinarian, Butcher, Slaughter House worker, Drunk, Hobbo, UFO searchers working out in the field, IT technician on vacation, Lawyer, Actor, Eccentric Hair Dresser, Ex-Con, and Safari Guide.
4 : ELIMINATE BAD PEOPLE FROM YOUR LIFE. Some people will take pleasure in making you suffer. They'll either encourage you to interbreed with cattle or other species, or they won't stop you if you try. So get rid of: Farmer friends, Animal Activists, PETA Presidents, Actors, Enquirer Journalists, Green Peace workers, Botanists, Hippies, Senile people, Open minded individuals, People who wear leather, Crossdressers, Children under 4, and Pirates.
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